Aqua fit survivor!

Friday’s my day for Aqua fit,

my biceps bulged and triceps bit.

I leapt and jogged,

jiggled and bobbed,

The pace? It went lickety-split.

I kicked up waves in the water,

Did what the coach said I oughta.

My balance was lost

as my limbs were tossed.

Surrendered myself to slaughter.

Then I galloped off to the gym,

hoping to become a bit trim.

The dumb bell was dropped,

on one foot I hopped.

Dreams of fitness starting to dim.

Now I’m taking a coffee break,

my muscles are screaming they ache.

My body screams ‘Ouch!’

I lounge on the couch,

only soothed by chocolate and cake.