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Beg Pardon?

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Katharine FolkesJune 30, 202644 views
Beg Pardon?

 

There once was a lady, Ms. Harris,

who was a real librocubicularist,

though she did it at night,

she felt it was her right,

and she wasn’t the least bit embarrassed.

 

 

Penelope's style was audacious:

her desire for attention, outrageous:

when folks stared at her hair,

she rsponded with flair,

"It's the new look! It's called, "erinaceous."

 

And one of my favorite words:

 

There was a young fella named Nate

who seemed to enjoy tempting fate;

one day, being obtuse,

he threw rocks at a moose,

and decided he’d best absquatulate!

 

 

Librocubicularist: a person who likes to read in bed

 Erinaceous: prickly hairstyle resembling a hedgehog

Absquatulate: leave in a hurry

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Tim Margetts

6/30/2026

The joy of this piece lies in its playfulness. Rather than simply showcasing unusual words, you weave each into a complete limerick that allows both the sound and the meaning to shine. The humour never feels forced, and the rhythm carried me effortlessly from one verse to the next. Our language's splendidly odd; Its dictionary leaves me quite awed. With words that astound, yet still dance around, It's wonderfully, gloriously flawed.

Oh, Tim, you’re a master of words The best that I have ever heard Your knowledge comes through and your neat wit does, too, and you kindly admire my absurd.

HAHAHAHAHA!! Thank you for making me smarter today, Katharine. I did not know even one of those words, despite the fact that I seem to have my PhD in "erinaceous." One morning, at my student's 7 a.m. lesson, he greeted me at the door and promptly asked, "Heyyy! Is it Crazy Hair Day at YOUR school today, too?" (I sighed inside but to him smiled and said, "EVERY day is Crazy Hair Day for ME!" I very generously did not add "you little twerp...though I fear it may have come through in my tone...)