Coffee in the router,
Water on the wires,
The way to crash the internet
or so it transpires.
Engineer came and said,
“It’s broken, it’s no good.
They shoulda sent a router,
I’d give one if I could.”
I knew all this already,
Are they trying to send me mad?
Please let me talk to a human
as I’m feeling rather sad.
Can’t get an answer,
in this 45-minute queue.
I just want the internet!
Don’t know what else to do.
10/13/2026
This is one of those rare times when we don't care HOW long it takes if, when it's done, we've gotten the result we want. I can hear it in your tone, you have reached your limit. I hope thisbgets resolved immediately!!! Stay strong, Woman! Xozoz